Friday, October 04, 2002

My Favorite Male Part Is:


The Arm: Strong and protective.


Good for slave labour too...

Find out your favorite male body part!


i snitched this off another girl's blog.. you ppl should read this.. *shudder*


Never lick the glue!

A woman was working in a post office in California. One day she licked
the envelopes and postage stamps instead of using sponge. That very day
the lady cut her tongue on the envelope. A week later, she noticed an
abnormal swelling of her tongue. She went to the doctor, and they found
nothing wrong. Her tongue was not sore or anything. A couple of days
later, her tongue started to swell more, and it began to get really
sore, so sore, that she could not eat. She went back to the hospital,
and demanded something be done.




The doctor took an X-ray of her tongue, and noticed a lump. He prepared
her for minor surgery. When the doctor cut her tongue open, a live
roach (cockroach) crawled out. There were roach eggs on the seal of
the envelope. The egg was able to hatch inside of her tongue, because
of her saliva. It was warm and moist......




This is a true story on CNN Andy Hume wrote: Hey, I used to work in an
envelope factory. You wouldn't believe the...things that float around in
those gum applicator trays. I haven't licked an envelope for
years.




To All: I used to work for a print shop (32 years ago) and we were told
NEVER to lick the envelopes. I never understood why until I had to go
into storage and pull out 2500 envelopes that were already printed for a
customer who was doing a mailing and saw several squads of roaches
roaming around inside a couple of boxes with eggs everywhere. They eat
the glue on the envelopes. I think print shops have a harder time
controlling roaches than a restaurant. I always buy the self sealing
type. Or if need be I use a glue stick to seal one that has the type of
glue that needs to be wet to stick.


see.. *shudder*







which song describes you the best?





Which era in time are you?

hmmm.. see, i'm over at lianne's place now.. and she's washing her hair, so i took over her comp, as usual.. *grin*

*sigh* on my way here.. its like, *sigh* this place has been my home for so long.. no.. *poke* i dont mean lianne's place.. i meant gran's. *grin* lianne's place is more like second home.. sorta.. anyhow.. i dont know why.. everytime i come to this area and i get to walk around on my own.. the paths i used to take.. the familiarity of everything.. its like, memories rush at me.. and there always is this weird twinge in my chest *sigh*

and melvin wants to get a bike.. *whine* i dont want him to get a bike.. *pout* coz i know 3 ppl who have totalled her bikes.. and none turned out pretty..
and he complains that i dont say how much i love him etc etc on me blog.. *wrinkles nose* i try not to do that on my blog.. and i have my reasons.. well first, its kinda private dontcha think?.. if i went on and on abt him, there wont be space for anything else.. and once i get started, i cant seem to stop. so you get the picture. *ponders* i mean, as long as the both of us knows how much he means to me, there really isn't any need to drag the rest of u in *blink* right?

oh.. and thanks a bunch to lianne for helping me with the scroll color and all.. *beams* look! i've changed the scroll track color and all!

Wednesday, October 02, 2002

man.. haven't posted anything for soooo long.. think i have lots to type now..

mom had been taking leave.. its been 1.5 weeks now.. think she took 2 weeks of leave.. probably 3 even.. Am in school now.. d/ling notes.. skipping lecture as usual.. think i will start attending them again ONCE i'm done d/ling and printing all the damn notes.

hmm.. yeah.. looks like my brother didnt do v well for his prelims.. mom was yelling at him yesterday... we went for dinner.. and the first chance we had to get away from mom he started muttering choice swear words *blink* i didn't think he had it in him to curse mother. oh.. and a couple of days back, mom had this weird suggestion for dinner, she actually suggested KFC. oh well.. and dad wasn't.. erm.. he didnt disagree. i kinda suspected she would hate it but i kept quiet.. guess what.. mom was whining that it sucked.. and she threw a piece of chicken at my dad.. *rolls eyes* absolute childishness.

jenny asked me a really weird question the other day... we were having lunch, and all of a sudden, she asked me," why do your shoes look the same?.. the both of them?.." i kinda looked at her for a mo' and carefully answered," well.. they ARE a pair.."
and i was thinking like," what the hell is she talking abt?.,. of course they look the same.. two shoes= 1 pair what.."
then she laughed and gave me this exasperated look and said, " i meant your two pairs of shoes.." *mutter* how would i know.. she wasn't talking abt my other pair of shoes before she asked that question.. we laughed abt that one for like the next 15mins..

talking to joel.. :) haven't spoken to him for so long.. he's asking me how to play the piano.. *frown* how am i supposed to teach him over the comp?..nevermind.. just tell him to go learn to read notes or sumthing..

*grin* Melvin was asking if he'd look better if he put on more weight.. *laugh* for those who know him, u'll prob agree.. *grin* .. you should put on some weight.. but more for health reasons than vanity.. *poke*

am hungry,... think i shall go get some food.. but dont dare leave my lappy alone.. maybe i could get someone to look after it for me for a while.. *looks around* maybe later..