**Rant**

What on earth is it with MEN sitting with their legs splayed wide open? Is their package so impressive that they cannot sit with their legs CLOSED?

On the way home yesterday, a lump of an uncle sat next to me and took up alot of space. Fine - he's big sized. So I shifted nearer to the window to give him more space. After awhile, his leg started pressing up against mine. Fine, so I crossed my legs. Then he opened his legs even wider, and so I shifted abit more. It got to the point where I was pressed up against the window, sitting crossed legged and STILL his gross leg was pressed up against mine.

What the fuck is up with him? He was already taking up 1/2 of MY side of the seat.

It was then that I decided to give him a painful jab in the side with my elbow ("oops, sorry" I said).
Granted the uncle was sleeping, but still.

And why do I always end up sitting next to
1) Sweaty students with BO
2) Fat people taking up more space than they should
3) People who fall asleep on MY SHOULDER
4) Someone talking loudly on the mobile phone

WHY?!

It happened this morning as well. Some dude sitting with his legs SO WIDE open that I only had half of MY side of the seat.

For fuck's sake. Men - SIT WITH YOUR KNEES TOGETHER.

**/rant**