Thursday, May 13, 2004

Went to watch "Troy" today. *wrinkles nose* Brad Pitt has a nice perky looking butt. *collapses into peals of laughter* and Orlando Bloom's character is SUCH a dandy. Felt like reaching in to slap some sense into that peacock a few times. Honestly, that show was boring as hell. Lots of nice tanned buffed guys but that's about it. The fight scenes were unimpressive. Like slash, collapse, slash another one, that person falls to the floor. slash, die. slash, die. you get the picture. and there I was thinking," In other words, their plate armor is useless aint it? i mean, if you see your men falling with one slash of the knife, you'd figure its time you redesigned your armor."

oh, and every important bit of the story is squeezed in the last 10 mins of the 160min show. The Trojan horse didnt appear until the last 10 minutes.. Archilles managed to rescue the girl he loved, the girl he loved managed to kill the evil king, Paris ( orlando bloom) irritated me more coz he was an idiot right to the end - he killed archilles. I mean..after running around the whole city looking for her, Archilles found her at this place with the evil king. She plunges a knife into the evil king's neck, the evil dude dies.. Archilles kills the guards who were about to kill HER. Then while he's trying to carry the girl coz she was on the ground.. that Paris dude shoots arrows at him. i mean.. WTF? First Paris runs away from battle like a pansy. then he shoots the guy who rescued his cousin. I walked out of the cinema muttering to myself that Orlando Bloom's character should have died. that pansy.

Had to spend HALF an hour in Plaza Singapura's carpark after the show. WHY? coz my DEAR boyfriend forgot where he parked the CAR! we had to -search- the carpark from top to bottom. And i didnt know coz I went to PS by myself.. and why? coz he didnt come pick me up! instead he drove jeremy.. *pinches melvin's nose playfully* nah.. no biggie really. *giggle* considering melvin made up for the whole thing.. *giggle* lets leave it at that.. *sparkle*

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